Putting "drunk" in all news headings

I tried a little experiment: I put the word drunk in front of a name or object of every news heading, to see what ideas it conjures up. The results I got were unexpectedly funny:

Can't layer via cut

If you're having trouble creating a new layer via cut in Adobe CS3, try rasterizing the layer.

If you right click on the layer, you will see an option to "rasterize layer". I spent an hour trying to figure out why the "layer via cut" wasn't working, until I did this, then it worked.